1 00:00:05,304 --> 00:00:07,552 I am about to sit down with ATandT, 2 00:00:07,605 --> 00:00:09,080 trying to close this massive deal, 3 00:00:09,168 --> 00:00:12,190 but that all depends on getting Hawaii right. 4 00:00:12,278 --> 00:00:14,403 And you would rather do Hawaii than RussFest? 5 00:00:14,486 --> 00:00:17,653 I would rather... do my own mother... 6 00:00:18,147 --> 00:00:19,511 than RussFest. 7 00:00:19,862 --> 00:00:22,197 I've made myself the CEO of YaoNet, 8 00:00:22,285 --> 00:00:23,980 which I'm moving back to the US. 9 00:00:24,111 --> 00:00:27,319 Son of Anton, it's the name I've given our new inference API. 10 00:00:27,403 --> 00:00:28,660 He can do whatever he wants. 11 00:00:28,778 --> 00:00:31,970 I call for the attorney general of the state of California 12 00:00:32,058 --> 00:00:34,069 to launch an immediate investigation 13 00:00:34,153 --> 00:00:36,737 of my conduct as CEO of Hooli. 14 00:00:36,855 --> 00:00:39,403 Enjoy the injunction, thumb ass. 15 00:00:39,611 --> 00:00:41,494 Don de la Renta, the AG of California, 16 00:00:41,582 --> 00:00:42,996 - is gonna do what I tell him to do. - Why? 17 00:00:43,105 --> 00:00:44,236 'Cause I have dirt on him. 18 00:00:44,324 --> 00:00:47,319 You ready to dump Hawaii and join RussFest? 19 00:00:48,403 --> 00:00:50,069 It's beautiful. 20 00:00:50,153 --> 00:00:51,194 Boom! 21 00:00:57,987 --> 00:01:00,361 And upon entering RussFest, 22 00:01:00,445 --> 00:01:01,862 each attendee will be given 23 00:01:01,945 --> 00:01:04,069 a PiperNet enabled smartphone, 24 00:01:04,153 --> 00:01:09,095 which will give them access to secure messaging, social, voice, Internet... 25 00:01:09,183 --> 00:01:10,653 So boring, right? 26 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:13,319 You see the new logo? Huh? 27 00:01:13,403 --> 00:01:14,987 Huh? Check. 28 00:01:15,069 --> 00:01:17,611 One, two, three. 29 00:01:17,695 --> 00:01:19,445 Tres Comas Tequila. 30 00:01:19,528 --> 00:01:20,987 My brand. Dollar sign. 31 00:01:21,069 --> 00:01:22,486 Billionaire. 32 00:01:22,570 --> 00:01:24,570 Russ. Fest! 33 00:01:25,737 --> 00:01:27,737 RussFest. 34 00:01:27,820 --> 00:01:29,153 Right. 35 00:01:29,236 --> 00:01:31,611 No, yeah, it's-it's gonna be good. Uh... 36 00:01:31,695 --> 00:01:33,319 - Yeah, it's gonna be great. - Yeah. 37 00:01:33,403 --> 00:01:35,403 Well, uh, anyway, uh... 38 00:01:35,486 --> 00:01:37,653 Crazy Town's gonna be there. 39 00:01:38,278 --> 00:01:40,078 So is Puddle of Mudd. You know Puddle of Mudd? 40 00:01:40,820 --> 00:01:41,987 No. 41 00:01:42,069 --> 00:01:43,737 Fucking Puddle of Mudd! Dude, listen. 42 00:01:43,820 --> 00:01:46,903 ♪ Everything is so blurry ♪ 43 00:01:46,987 --> 00:01:49,903 ♪ And everyone's so fake ♪ 44 00:01:49,987 --> 00:01:52,903 ♪ And everyone is empty ♪ 45 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:55,695 ♪ And everything is so messed up ♪ 46 00:01:55,778 --> 00:01:58,319 Right? Yeah, you know Puddle of Mudd. Awesome. 47 00:01:58,403 --> 00:02:00,361 This is a good meeting, guys, excellent. 48 00:02:00,445 --> 00:02:04,028 I gotta jet. Bye, guys. Cory, where you at, dawg? 49 00:02:04,111 --> 00:02:07,069 We're really excited about the possibility of working with you. 50 00:02:07,153 --> 00:02:08,695 Cool. 51 00:02:08,778 --> 00:02:13,945 Yeah. So, uh, what do you, uh... 52 00:02:14,403 --> 00:02:17,486 What do you think, Michael? Uh, you and us. 53 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:20,028 ATandT, Pied Piper. Dealy deal. 54 00:02:20,111 --> 00:02:22,028 Richard, your tech is impressive, 55 00:02:22,111 --> 00:02:25,133 but we're going with YaoNet, they're a safe bet. 56 00:02:25,235 --> 00:02:26,688 And by the way, it doesn't seem like 57 00:02:26,776 --> 00:02:29,304 you're telling your people out there what's really happening. 58 00:02:29,392 --> 00:02:30,278 Hang on... 59 00:02:30,366 --> 00:02:31,819 No. Maybe you can do a deal with someone else. 60 00:02:31,906 --> 00:02:34,289 - You know, there's, uh... - No, no, we can't, Michael. 61 00:02:34,702 --> 00:02:36,601 Look, we already have an agreement in principle. 62 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:39,435 Okay, well, if you have an agreement in principle, 63 00:02:39,523 --> 00:02:41,028 you can have a disagreement in principle. 64 00:02:41,111 --> 00:02:43,570 I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. 65 00:02:43,653 --> 00:02:47,445 Michael, I'm sorry that you're missing out on this opportunity. 66 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:52,153 Honestly, I walk everyone to their car. Yeah. 67 00:02:53,486 --> 00:02:55,361 What can we do to sweeten the pot? 68 00:02:55,445 --> 00:02:58,695 You know? Oh, we could add cashless transactions. 69 00:02:58,778 --> 00:03:01,141 What if everything is handled on the phone? 70 00:03:01,391 --> 00:03:04,903 Right? You use it to swipe into parties or VIP areas... - Richard, 71 00:03:04,987 --> 00:03:06,742 this is done. 72 00:03:07,111 --> 00:03:09,539 - Okay? - What about holograms? 73 00:03:09,992 --> 00:03:12,987 Okay, this is your last chance. Are you in or out? 74 00:03:17,281 --> 00:03:20,737 - Fuck! - That appears to imply out. 75 00:03:20,979 --> 00:03:22,814 Fuck. Fuck it. Fucker. 76 00:03:22,902 --> 00:03:23,933 - Richard, - Cockfucker. 77 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:25,635 People in there have been working themselves 78 00:03:25,722 --> 00:03:28,028 half to death for weeks for no pay. 79 00:03:28,111 --> 00:03:30,361 This is not going to go over well. 80 00:03:31,695 --> 00:03:34,028 I'm gonna wait out here while you go in and tell them. 81 00:03:35,111 --> 00:03:36,611 I'm not gonna say anything. 82 00:03:37,319 --> 00:03:41,153 If I keep my mouth shut, then there's still a chance at snaking the YaoNet deal. 83 00:03:41,236 --> 00:03:43,403 But if I tell everyone in there what's really going on, 84 00:03:43,486 --> 00:03:45,757 we won't make it to RussFest, and we'll be dead. 85 00:03:45,845 --> 00:03:48,528 - Is that what you want? - That's a fair point. 86 00:03:49,486 --> 00:03:51,194 That's what I thought. Okay. 87 00:03:51,278 --> 00:03:53,403 Let's get back to work. Let's go. 88 00:03:54,069 --> 00:03:57,069 If this comes out, I'll cover your ass if you cover mine. 89 00:03:57,153 --> 00:03:58,820 If what comes out? 90 00:03:58,903 --> 00:04:00,903 - My man. - No. 91 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:21,979 Oh! 92 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:28,945 Dodgy gadin, my merry knights of Piper. 93 00:04:29,028 --> 00:04:30,319 Sir Owen, 94 00:04:30,403 --> 00:04:33,153 doing valiant battle with the authentication service. 95 00:04:33,236 --> 00:04:34,653 Yes, good. Yeah. 96 00:04:34,737 --> 00:04:37,094 Oh, and prithee, Becky, 97 00:04:37,182 --> 00:04:38,319 my queen, 98 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:41,028 how goeth cashless payments? 99 00:04:41,111 --> 00:04:42,653 Russ's pricing keeps tripping us up. 100 00:04:42,737 --> 00:04:44,069 - Okay, how so? - Well, 101 00:04:44,153 --> 00:04:46,153 this morning, he decided everyone at RussFest 102 00:04:46,236 --> 00:04:47,403 should be a billionaire, 103 00:04:47,486 --> 00:04:49,778 so every dollar someone puts into their account 104 00:04:49,862 --> 00:04:51,903 will now be worth one billion RussBucks. 105 00:04:51,987 --> 00:04:53,236 Zwoons! 106 00:04:54,278 --> 00:04:56,695 So, what, like a sandwich will be worth 107 00:04:56,778 --> 00:04:58,403 15 billion RussBucks or something? 108 00:04:58,486 --> 00:05:00,862 Fourteen billion, nine hundred and ninety-nine million, 109 00:05:00,945 --> 00:05:02,153 nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand, 110 00:05:02,236 --> 00:05:03,528 nine hundred and ninety-nine RussBucks 111 00:05:03,611 --> 00:05:05,069 and ninety-nine RussCents. 112 00:05:05,153 --> 00:05:07,194 Because he thought that would sound cheaper. 113 00:05:07,278 --> 00:05:09,028 It's kind of screwing up the interface, 114 00:05:09,111 --> 00:05:12,028 but the whole ATandT deal is riding on this, right? 115 00:05:12,111 --> 00:05:13,361 We'll get there. 116 00:05:13,445 --> 00:05:15,028 Good. Okay. Excellent. 117 00:05:15,111 --> 00:05:20,278 Well, uh, code like the wind, my lady. Yeah. 118 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:22,403 Ho, ho! Good Friar Gabriel. 119 00:05:22,486 --> 00:05:26,236 How dost thou fair with the ticketing module? 120 00:05:27,278 --> 00:05:28,653 It's gone. 121 00:05:29,445 --> 00:05:30,778 What do you mean gone? 122 00:05:31,153 --> 00:05:33,570 For some reason, Gilfoyle deleted the whole thing 123 00:05:33,653 --> 00:05:35,445 - a few minutes ago. - What? 124 00:05:35,528 --> 00:05:37,194 Yeah. 125 00:05:37,278 --> 00:05:40,236 - Gilfoyle? - Yes, Richard. I'm aware. 126 00:05:40,319 --> 00:05:42,028 The drone dispatching code has been deleted, 127 00:05:42,111 --> 00:05:45,194 and I'm working very hard to restore the right version. 128 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:46,778 Whoa, whoa. Drone code? 129 00:05:46,862 --> 00:05:49,278 Gabe just told me that the ticketing module got deleted. 130 00:05:49,361 --> 00:05:51,194 Ticketing, too? 131 00:05:51,278 --> 00:05:53,611 Fuck, that's problematic. I'll get on that next. 132 00:05:53,695 --> 00:05:55,945 What the fuck is going on? 133 00:05:56,512 --> 00:05:58,095 Based on the amount of work left to do 134 00:05:58,183 --> 00:06:00,002 and the number of hours left before the festival, 135 00:06:00,090 --> 00:06:01,653 I decided to task Son of Anton 136 00:06:01,737 --> 00:06:04,570 to use machine learning to debug some of our code. 137 00:06:04,653 --> 00:06:08,028 What? Gilfoyle, are you fucking kidding me? 138 00:06:08,111 --> 00:06:10,236 You gave your AI permission 139 00:06:10,319 --> 00:06:12,737 to overwrite code in the internal file system? 140 00:06:12,820 --> 00:06:15,236 - Were you gonna tell me about this? - No. 141 00:06:15,820 --> 00:06:17,695 I thought that was the company policy 142 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:19,695 - these days. - Okay, well, 143 00:06:19,778 --> 00:06:22,278 your AI just failed, epically. 144 00:06:22,361 --> 00:06:24,528 That's unclear. 145 00:06:24,611 --> 00:06:26,236 It's possible that Son of Anton decided that 146 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:28,862 the most efficient way to get rid of all the bugs 147 00:06:28,945 --> 00:06:30,361 was to get rid of all the software, 148 00:06:30,445 --> 00:06:33,361 which is technically and statistically correct. 149 00:06:33,445 --> 00:06:36,111 But artificial neural nets are sort of a black box, 150 00:06:36,194 --> 00:06:38,695 - so we'll never know for sure. - Hey, Richard. 151 00:06:38,778 --> 00:06:42,194 Did you order meat? Like a bunch of meat? 152 00:06:42,278 --> 00:06:46,528 Like 4,000 pounds of meat? 153 00:06:47,862 --> 00:06:49,611 Interesting. 154 00:06:49,695 --> 00:06:52,778 I put Son of Anton on finding us cheap hamburgers for lunch. 155 00:06:52,862 --> 00:06:56,653 It looks like the reward function was a little under-specified. 156 00:06:56,737 --> 00:06:59,153 Okay, from now on, Son of Anton is banned. 157 00:06:59,236 --> 00:07:02,570 Just write code like a normal human fucking being, please. 158 00:07:02,653 --> 00:07:04,194 Hey, Gilfoyle. 159 00:07:04,278 --> 00:07:07,820 So, I've been thinking about your AI, and its many deficits. 160 00:07:07,903 --> 00:07:11,724 I think Son of Anton's issue might be how it's handling reward uncertainty. 161 00:07:11,873 --> 00:07:13,987 Your issue may be insecurity, 162 00:07:14,069 --> 00:07:17,570 masked by false bravado and unisex cologne. 163 00:07:17,653 --> 00:07:20,194 Fuck off. It's not unisex. 164 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:27,981 Hey, um, Richard? 165 00:07:28,069 --> 00:07:31,153 I was curious if you had a moment to clear the air. 166 00:07:31,236 --> 00:07:32,611 Is this about Holden? 167 00:07:32,695 --> 00:07:34,945 No. Holden's a bitch and he quit. 168 00:07:35,069 --> 00:07:36,695 No, I-I wanted to talk to you 169 00:07:36,778 --> 00:07:39,695 about the Gwart-shaped tension between us. 170 00:07:39,778 --> 00:07:41,820 You know, she and I worked very closely together, 171 00:07:41,903 --> 00:07:44,403 and now she's working for YaoNet. 172 00:07:44,486 --> 00:07:45,945 She's, essentially, the enemy, 173 00:07:46,028 --> 00:07:48,820 so it would be fair for you to have concerns. 174 00:07:48,903 --> 00:07:50,361 I have no concerns. 175 00:07:50,445 --> 00:07:51,987 Okay, good. 176 00:07:52,069 --> 00:07:54,319 Because I don't think about her, you know, 177 00:07:54,403 --> 00:07:56,361 or if she's hungry or cold right now, 178 00:07:56,445 --> 00:07:59,153 or if she's still giving most of her income to Rand Paul. 179 00:07:59,236 --> 00:08:01,028 Richard! 180 00:08:01,111 --> 00:08:03,361 Check it! Okay. 181 00:08:03,445 --> 00:08:05,069 Hologram question. 182 00:08:05,153 --> 00:08:08,945 You told ATandT that the hologram would be interactive, right? 183 00:08:09,528 --> 00:08:11,653 - Yes. - See, asshole? 184 00:08:11,737 --> 00:08:13,611 My hologram can 100% 185 00:08:13,695 --> 00:08:15,778 dry hump festival-goers from behind. 186 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:17,987 If they ask for it. Hashtag woke. 187 00:08:18,069 --> 00:08:20,445 All right. Let's go! 188 00:08:20,528 --> 00:08:23,236 Spidey jump. 189 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:51,236 Ticketing's running smoothly. 190 00:08:51,319 --> 00:08:53,605 Mobile purchasing seems stable. 191 00:08:53,715 --> 00:08:54,737 That's good. 192 00:08:54,820 --> 00:08:57,111 - Russ. Hey. - I fucked up, Richard. 193 00:08:57,194 --> 00:08:59,389 Why did I make one dollar worth a billion RussBucks? 194 00:08:59,477 --> 00:09:01,506 I mean, everyone wants to be a billionaire, but they didn't earn it, 195 00:09:01,594 --> 00:09:03,710 so are they gonna feel bad about themselves? Why would I do that? 196 00:09:03,798 --> 00:09:04,899 I guess because I'm an asshole and I wanna 197 00:09:04,987 --> 00:09:07,047 - have a bad festival! - No, no, Russ. 198 00:09:07,236 --> 00:09:09,445 Don't worry about it. Everything is amazing. 199 00:09:09,528 --> 00:09:11,111 - Yeah? - Yeah, I tell you what. 200 00:09:11,194 --> 00:09:13,319 Why don't we see the hologram? 201 00:09:13,403 --> 00:09:15,611 - The hologram's ready? - It's up. 202 00:09:16,328 --> 00:09:18,191 - Yeah, let's go see the hologram. - Okay, come on. 203 00:09:18,278 --> 00:09:21,069 This way. - Fuck yeah! Fucking hologram! 204 00:09:36,903 --> 00:09:40,153 - See? There he is. - Okay. 205 00:09:40,570 --> 00:09:43,153 Yeah, that's pretty sweet. 206 00:09:43,382 --> 00:09:44,903 Fist bump! 207 00:09:44,987 --> 00:09:45,987 Dry hump! 208 00:09:46,737 --> 00:09:48,862 Double guns! 209 00:09:48,945 --> 00:09:50,403 Wait, what's it doing? 210 00:09:53,153 --> 00:09:54,361 Richard, what the fuck? 211 00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:57,153 Well, uh, uh... 212 00:09:57,236 --> 00:09:58,903 Once more people show up, 213 00:09:58,987 --> 00:10:01,194 the network effect will take over, 214 00:10:01,278 --> 00:10:02,820 and it will stabilize, I promise. 215 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:04,903 Do you swear? Because one time, I threw a party 216 00:10:04,987 --> 00:10:07,153 and David Copperfield said it was beat. 217 00:10:07,236 --> 00:10:09,820 - Promise me that this will not be beat. - It won't be beat. 218 00:10:09,903 --> 00:10:12,403 - Okay. Okay. - Yeah. 219 00:10:13,695 --> 00:10:15,445 I know, I know. Why did I wear these pants? 220 00:10:15,528 --> 00:10:17,486 Part denim, part leather. 221 00:10:17,570 --> 00:10:18,820 Pick a lane, Russ. 222 00:10:18,903 --> 00:10:20,695 Fuck. Fuck. 223 00:10:20,778 --> 00:10:23,403 Fuck, I'm gonna change my pants! 224 00:10:31,820 --> 00:10:34,153 Jared, what are you doing? Come on! 225 00:10:37,445 --> 00:10:38,801 Hey, what the fuck is going on? 226 00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:40,486 Russ's hologram is glitching like crazy. 227 00:10:40,570 --> 00:10:42,051 We don't know. Everything's lagging: 228 00:10:42,139 --> 00:10:44,194 our apps, third party apps, transactions. 229 00:10:44,278 --> 00:10:47,194 Everything was fine and then the network started deteriorating. 230 00:10:47,278 --> 00:10:50,361 We should be way closer to 100% capacity by now. 231 00:10:50,445 --> 00:10:52,653 I'm running diagnostics, but I haven't found anything. 232 00:10:52,737 --> 00:10:55,361 Also, this trailer is filled with ants. 233 00:10:55,445 --> 00:10:57,361 Fucking Gabe. 234 00:10:57,445 --> 00:10:59,570 I'm sorry, ma'am, I don't know anything 235 00:10:59,653 --> 00:11:02,319 about a Pied Piper girls' coding camp. 236 00:11:02,403 --> 00:11:05,528 Oh, ask Priyanka. That sounds like her bag of bullshit. 237 00:11:05,611 --> 00:11:07,653 I did, it's not hers. 238 00:11:07,737 --> 00:11:10,236 I'm sorry. You said you spoke to an employee 239 00:11:10,319 --> 00:11:12,319 named Eric Bachman? 240 00:11:14,069 --> 00:11:16,194 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 241 00:11:16,278 --> 00:11:18,361 Hey. Give me that. 242 00:11:19,653 --> 00:11:22,236 Hi. Does your Eric Bachman 243 00:11:22,319 --> 00:11:24,319 have a Chinese accent? 244 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,778 Okay. I tweaked the microwave backhaul antennas. 245 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,987 Did that make any difference to the... 246 00:11:39,987 --> 00:11:41,820 Is there something you wanna tell us? 247 00:11:42,945 --> 00:11:45,111 I respect you all? 248 00:11:46,695 --> 00:11:49,445 Hello. I am giving a press conference, 249 00:11:49,528 --> 00:11:53,111 and I am so happy to be in partnership with Ah-Tay-ee-Tay. 250 00:11:53,194 --> 00:11:55,194 You can surf our decentralized Internet 251 00:11:55,278 --> 00:11:58,361 like Hawaiian surfers can surf the big waves. 252 00:12:00,862 --> 00:12:03,194 Whoa. Bombshell. 253 00:12:03,278 --> 00:12:06,028 Michael must've known they were going with YaoNet. 254 00:12:06,528 --> 00:12:08,403 Did you know? 255 00:12:09,445 --> 00:12:10,778 You knew, 256 00:12:10,862 --> 00:12:12,862 and you added more features. 257 00:12:12,945 --> 00:12:15,903 Ticketing, banking, the fucking hologram. 258 00:12:15,987 --> 00:12:18,403 You've had us on a death march for nothing. 259 00:12:18,486 --> 00:12:21,695 What? Richard! No. 260 00:12:22,153 --> 00:12:23,611 Aah! 261 00:12:23,695 --> 00:12:27,236 Gilfoyle, you're being awfully quiet. 262 00:12:27,319 --> 00:12:29,820 - Did you know? - Now look, guys, 263 00:12:29,903 --> 00:12:32,820 these deals never really ever close. 264 00:12:32,903 --> 00:12:35,737 "ATandT and YaoNet close deal." 265 00:12:35,820 --> 00:12:38,236 That seems pretty closed to me. 266 00:12:38,319 --> 00:12:39,945 My guys. 267 00:12:40,028 --> 00:12:42,111 How dare you do this to my guys? 268 00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:45,153 Can we just please have this discussion later 269 00:12:45,236 --> 00:12:46,987 because right now, we need to figure out... 270 00:12:47,069 --> 00:12:49,194 We? Who's we? 271 00:12:49,278 --> 00:12:51,236 - We're out. - Yeah. 272 00:12:52,403 --> 00:12:54,842 What? Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 273 00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:56,083 My guys. 274 00:12:56,171 --> 00:12:58,153 Gabe... 275 00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,236 You can go. 276 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:02,778 I'll contact you all later for your exit interviews, 277 00:13:02,862 --> 00:13:04,737 and I'm sorry about the ants. 278 00:13:04,820 --> 00:13:07,236 Well, at least we all stuck together. 279 00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:08,737 Okay. Look, 280 00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:11,319 all the systems are built. 281 00:13:11,403 --> 00:13:14,028 I mean, screw those guys for leaving. Their loss. 282 00:13:14,111 --> 00:13:15,778 We can still do this without them, right? 283 00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:17,862 No. Unless the three of us 284 00:13:17,945 --> 00:13:21,194 stay up 24 hours a day for three days in a row. Fuck. 285 00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,361 Yeah, exactly! Okay. All we need to do is just 286 00:13:23,445 --> 00:13:26,319 find the bug that's stalling us and squash it, 287 00:13:26,403 --> 00:13:28,486 just like these fucking ants. 288 00:13:28,570 --> 00:13:31,737 No sleep for three days straight. 289 00:13:31,820 --> 00:13:32,945 Sweet. 290 00:13:35,111 --> 00:13:38,945 - Is that Gwart? - Oh, no. It's a garbage can. 291 00:13:39,028 --> 00:13:41,778 No, that's Gwart. 292 00:13:42,445 --> 00:13:44,695 Well, she works for YaoNet, 293 00:13:44,778 --> 00:13:46,153 so what is she doing here? 294 00:13:46,236 --> 00:13:49,528 And why does she have access to the staff only area? 295 00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:52,695 Gwart hates Puddle of Mudd. She's a Linkin Park girl. 296 00:14:01,153 --> 00:14:03,319 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 297 00:14:19,778 --> 00:14:22,903 Big Head! What the hell is going on here? 298 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,403 - What do you mean? - Who let her in? 299 00:14:25,737 --> 00:14:27,778 I take one lousy shit... 300 00:14:27,862 --> 00:14:30,945 Jian-Yang, what is going on here? 301 00:14:31,028 --> 00:14:33,319 All girls coding camp. 302 00:14:33,403 --> 00:14:35,486 I support woman. 303 00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:38,528 Mr. Eric, I'm finished. 304 00:14:41,028 --> 00:14:44,111 "This diet cream helped my husband lose weight. 305 00:14:44,194 --> 00:14:47,194 He was fat fuck. Now, he not. 306 00:14:47,278 --> 00:14:49,737 Fi star, the end." 307 00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:51,820 I wrote exactly like Mr. Eric told me to. 308 00:14:51,903 --> 00:14:54,069 It's very good, Sophie. 309 00:14:54,153 --> 00:14:55,862 Very good. 310 00:14:57,987 --> 00:14:59,820 You're using underage girls 311 00:14:59,903 --> 00:15:03,153 as slave labor for a fake Amazon review farm? 312 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,236 Yes. 313 00:15:04,319 --> 00:15:07,028 And-And you're using the Pied Piper name? 314 00:15:07,111 --> 00:15:08,486 Yes. 315 00:15:10,028 --> 00:15:11,653 It's okay. 316 00:15:11,737 --> 00:15:12,903 I have money. 317 00:15:14,069 --> 00:15:16,611 Girls! Call your parents. 318 00:15:19,361 --> 00:15:22,570 - God, that really is her. - What the fuck? 319 00:15:24,611 --> 00:15:25,693 It's sabotage. 320 00:15:25,781 --> 00:15:28,419 Guys, nobody's eating the peyote. Will you eat the peyote, 321 00:15:28,507 --> 00:15:31,069 and then that'll break the ice and they'll eat the peyote? 322 00:15:31,153 --> 00:15:33,236 What? 323 00:15:33,319 --> 00:15:35,069 You hate the shorts? 324 00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:39,236 You hate the shorts. 325 00:15:40,445 --> 00:15:41,820 Fuck it. 326 00:15:41,903 --> 00:15:44,194 Just look at my fucking legs! 327 00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:46,361 Let's go. Go. 328 00:15:49,403 --> 00:15:51,862 I knew it! I knew it. 329 00:15:51,945 --> 00:15:53,695 Our network's not slowing down because we fucked up. 330 00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:56,028 It's because YaoNet's here and they are attacking us. 331 00:15:56,111 --> 00:15:57,820 Is SlipSox even a real company? 332 00:15:57,903 --> 00:16:00,737 Incorporated a week ago, no website. 333 00:16:01,903 --> 00:16:03,778 It's a cover. It's YaoNet! 334 00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:05,361 Laurie is somehow fucking with 335 00:16:05,445 --> 00:16:06,887 our routing to slow down the network. 336 00:16:06,975 --> 00:16:08,700 But why would they bother attacking us? 337 00:16:08,788 --> 00:16:10,695 They have the ATandT deal all locked up. 338 00:16:10,778 --> 00:16:12,528 Unless... 339 00:16:12,611 --> 00:16:14,319 they don't. 340 00:16:14,737 --> 00:16:16,570 If she thinks their Hawaii launch might fail, 341 00:16:16,653 --> 00:16:18,486 that would be a reason to try to wipe us out 342 00:16:18,570 --> 00:16:20,153 while they have the chance. 343 00:16:20,236 --> 00:16:23,403 So, if we can stay alive till YaoNet fucks up Hawaii, 344 00:16:23,486 --> 00:16:24,737 we could swoop in. 345 00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:26,361 Like a basketball dunker. 346 00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:28,695 - We're still in this, boys. - All right. 347 00:16:28,778 --> 00:16:32,319 So, let's boot those meddling bums off of the network. 348 00:16:32,403 --> 00:16:33,778 Enough of this crap! 349 00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:36,486 Yeah. Well, uh, that's impossible 350 00:16:36,570 --> 00:16:38,778 'cause the whole point of a decentralized network 351 00:16:38,862 --> 00:16:42,611 is to prevent a single host from controlling access. 352 00:16:42,695 --> 00:16:44,570 So dictators can't ban dissidents. 353 00:16:44,653 --> 00:16:48,945 Right now, there's no way to kill them or stop them throttling the network. 354 00:16:49,528 --> 00:16:52,278 This is why things are easier in China. 355 00:16:55,028 --> 00:16:57,445 China... 356 00:17:00,111 --> 00:17:03,319 Don't mess with Pied Piper again, you little fucker. 357 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,319 Hello? 358 00:17:10,403 --> 00:17:15,236 Jian-Yang! Hey! Hey, uh, what's going on, boss man? 359 00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:18,486 It's, uh, Richard Hendricks, from Pied Piper. 360 00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,111 How's it going, dude? 361 00:17:20,194 --> 00:17:21,319 Very bad. 362 00:17:21,403 --> 00:17:24,111 My underage girl slaves all left. 363 00:17:24,194 --> 00:17:25,987 Oh yeah, totally. Bummer. 364 00:17:26,069 --> 00:17:27,361 Well, you'll find them. 365 00:17:27,445 --> 00:17:29,737 Anyway, kind of a silly question, um... 366 00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:32,528 You know how you stole the Pied Piper source code? 367 00:17:32,611 --> 00:17:35,069 - Yes. - Yeah, and then you rewrote it 368 00:17:35,153 --> 00:17:36,611 into what is now YaoNet? 369 00:17:36,695 --> 00:17:38,319 - Yes. - Right, um, 370 00:17:38,403 --> 00:17:40,778 did the Chinese government, by any chance, 371 00:17:40,862 --> 00:17:42,695 require you to add a back door? 372 00:17:42,778 --> 00:17:45,278 Yes, I have a SSH key in my house, 373 00:17:45,361 --> 00:17:49,069 - written down. - Cool! Wow! Uh... 374 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,445 I don't suppose I could get that from you. 375 00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:54,486 Uh, it's just that Pied Piper's in kind of a jam. 376 00:17:55,653 --> 00:17:58,278 Yes. Pied Piper... 377 00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:02,236 Your white witch just shut down my business. 378 00:18:03,028 --> 00:18:05,194 Oh. Okay. 379 00:18:08,236 --> 00:18:09,236 So? 380 00:18:15,945 --> 00:18:17,737 Hey, Richard, what's up? 381 00:18:22,611 --> 00:18:24,403 Fuck. 382 00:18:25,403 --> 00:18:26,820 Jian-Yang, please. 383 00:18:26,903 --> 00:18:28,695 Monica, 384 00:18:28,778 --> 00:18:32,903 for the last five years, you have been horrible. 385 00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:35,445 You never smile. 386 00:18:36,111 --> 00:18:37,611 You never kiss me. 387 00:18:38,194 --> 00:18:41,236 I'll never give you anything you want. 388 00:18:41,778 --> 00:18:43,570 I hate you. 389 00:18:43,653 --> 00:18:46,069 Jian-Yang, I need that key. 390 00:18:47,111 --> 00:18:48,278 This key? 391 00:18:49,319 --> 00:18:52,820 Okay, let's... let's just be reasonable. 392 00:18:53,862 --> 00:18:55,236 - Gimme it! - Shit! 393 00:18:55,319 --> 00:18:57,570 Come on! Fuck! 394 00:19:00,403 --> 00:19:02,570 - No! Stop! - Oh. 395 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,111 Oh my God! 396 00:19:08,194 --> 00:19:09,445 Yikes. 397 00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:17,528 You and I, we could've run this town, 398 00:19:17,611 --> 00:19:20,028 but you blew it, mister. 399 00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:28,445 A, four, six, capital G, 400 00:19:28,528 --> 00:19:32,403 two, nine, lowercase J, four, three... 401 00:19:32,486 --> 00:19:34,987 Wait, wait, wait. Wha-what are you singing? 402 00:19:35,069 --> 00:19:36,820 Is-Is that the key? 403 00:19:36,903 --> 00:19:39,945 Key? No. That's just the letters and numbers 404 00:19:40,028 --> 00:19:42,570 that were on that little sheet of paper that Jian-Yang swallowed. 405 00:19:42,653 --> 00:19:45,862 Yeah, for some reason, stuff's really like sticking in my head these days. 406 00:19:45,945 --> 00:19:48,319 Wait. Big Head, Richard needs those letters and numbers. 407 00:19:48,403 --> 00:19:49,987 Can-can you sing it again? 408 00:19:50,069 --> 00:19:51,653 Uh, sure. Yeah. 409 00:19:51,737 --> 00:19:53,570 A, four, six, 410 00:19:53,653 --> 00:19:56,445 capital G, two, nine, lowercase J... 411 00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,570 Wait, do you wanna maybe call Richard first, 412 00:19:58,653 --> 00:19:59,903 and then I could sing it? 413 00:19:59,987 --> 00:20:01,987 Holy shit! Yes! Thank you! 414 00:20:02,069 --> 00:20:04,987 Capital M, capital R... 415 00:20:05,903 --> 00:20:07,153 that's it? 416 00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,653 Okay! 417 00:20:10,737 --> 00:20:12,611 Yeah, we're in! It worked! 418 00:20:12,695 --> 00:20:15,486 Thank you. Uh, thanks, guys. Thanks, Big Head. 419 00:20:16,445 --> 00:20:18,486 All right, YaoNet, SlipSox, 420 00:20:18,570 --> 00:20:21,862 whoever the fuck you are, you think you can fuck with us? 421 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,028 - They hung up. - Oh. 422 00:20:25,111 --> 00:20:26,319 Yeah. 423 00:20:27,653 --> 00:20:30,445 - Wait, what the fuck is this? - This is YaoNet's server? 424 00:20:30,528 --> 00:20:32,778 Fuck. It's a honeypot. 425 00:20:32,862 --> 00:20:34,194 What, is that a good thing? 426 00:20:34,278 --> 00:20:37,570 No. It's not. Run the "file" command. 427 00:20:38,194 --> 00:20:39,653 It's basically a bullshit shell in case 428 00:20:39,737 --> 00:20:41,711 the Chinese government actually used the key. 429 00:20:41,799 --> 00:20:43,103 It's like a fake storefront. 430 00:20:43,191 --> 00:20:45,484 Okay, so they have to be running SSH on a different port. 431 00:20:45,572 --> 00:20:46,778 How do we find the real one? 432 00:20:46,862 --> 00:20:48,778 We could N-map it to check every single one, 433 00:20:48,862 --> 00:20:50,903 but that would take forever. 434 00:20:52,528 --> 00:20:55,194 Okay. Fuck. Well, 435 00:20:55,278 --> 00:20:57,278 somehow, we have to find the correct port number. 436 00:20:57,361 --> 00:21:00,111 Wait, what time is it? 437 00:21:06,236 --> 00:21:07,987 One large artichoke, 438 00:21:08,069 --> 00:21:10,236 extra rare, cup of mayonnaise. 439 00:21:11,194 --> 00:21:14,403 I see you still take your snack at 3:17. 440 00:21:17,403 --> 00:21:19,069 I know that SlipSox is YaoNet, 441 00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,153 and that you've infiltrated Pied Piper, 442 00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:24,820 and I know that you're here, working with Laurie Bream. 443 00:21:24,903 --> 00:21:26,862 No, let me finish. 444 00:21:26,945 --> 00:21:29,945 We didn't end on the best of terms, but... 445 00:21:30,028 --> 00:21:31,486 when we were together, I feel like 446 00:21:31,570 --> 00:21:35,111 I really saw you, the real you. 447 00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:38,111 I saw you, Gwart! I know you! 448 00:21:38,194 --> 00:21:40,194 No, let me finish. I have to say this 449 00:21:40,278 --> 00:21:41,820 or I'm never gonna get it out. 450 00:21:41,903 --> 00:21:45,486 Now, I wish I was asking you to go for a walk with me 451 00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:48,278 or to watch Magic Mike XL for the umpteenth time, 452 00:21:48,361 --> 00:21:50,903 but I'm asking you to give us access to YaoNet, 453 00:21:50,987 --> 00:21:53,278 and not just to save my company, 454 00:21:53,361 --> 00:21:55,278 but to save my sanity. 455 00:21:56,278 --> 00:22:00,069 Because if I was wrong about who you are, 456 00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:02,903 then I don't know who I am. 457 00:22:05,445 --> 00:22:07,528 So there you have it. 458 00:22:07,611 --> 00:22:11,111 I've said all I gotta say, and... 459 00:22:12,111 --> 00:22:14,153 it's up to you now. 460 00:22:25,987 --> 00:22:28,236 I see. So, 461 00:22:28,319 --> 00:22:32,153 Pied Piper's network capacity is degrading steadily. 462 00:22:32,236 --> 00:22:34,111 Hmm, wonderful. 463 00:22:35,445 --> 00:22:38,778 And their adaptive routing optimization techniques 464 00:22:38,862 --> 00:22:41,153 aren't helping them. 465 00:22:58,194 --> 00:23:00,570 Hey, guys. Um, I'm so sorry... 466 00:23:00,653 --> 00:23:03,445 I don't know what you did, but it worked. 467 00:23:03,528 --> 00:23:06,278 - What? - Someone just messaged us 468 00:23:06,361 --> 00:23:07,945 the correct port 469 00:23:08,028 --> 00:23:09,903 - to YaoNet's ad server. - Yeah! 470 00:23:09,987 --> 00:23:11,528 Really? 471 00:23:11,611 --> 00:23:13,445 Yep. Gilfoyle revoked all their access, 472 00:23:13,528 --> 00:23:16,194 and is removing their app from every client on PiperNet. 473 00:23:16,278 --> 00:23:18,778 In a couple of minutes, we'll be back up to speed. 474 00:23:18,862 --> 00:23:21,778 Plus, we cloned their repository, 475 00:23:21,862 --> 00:23:24,278 so we'll just poke around 476 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:26,611 and see exactly what they're hiding! 477 00:23:26,695 --> 00:23:28,778 It's a big win for the Piper boys. 478 00:23:28,862 --> 00:23:30,611 So, Gilfoyle, 479 00:23:30,695 --> 00:23:32,236 how much faster is our network now? 480 00:23:32,319 --> 00:23:34,570 Zero faster. It's slower, 481 00:23:34,653 --> 00:23:37,403 - and still degrading. - What are you talking about? 482 00:23:37,486 --> 00:23:40,445 About how our network is slower and still degrading. 483 00:23:40,528 --> 00:23:42,445 We're currently at 60%. 484 00:23:43,236 --> 00:23:44,820 But that's not possible. 485 00:23:44,903 --> 00:23:46,111 Our network's shit latency 486 00:23:46,194 --> 00:23:47,674 is slowing down every single purchase. 487 00:23:49,403 --> 00:23:50,445 Look at the bathrooms. 488 00:23:50,528 --> 00:23:52,903 The scanner's aren't working. 489 00:23:52,987 --> 00:23:55,153 Fucking Russ and his pay toilets. 490 00:23:55,236 --> 00:23:58,236 Okay, we gotta figure this out or there's gonna be a riot. 491 00:24:00,778 --> 00:24:02,111 There you assholes are! 492 00:24:02,194 --> 00:24:04,319 You guys fucking with me? Did you get my messages? 493 00:24:04,403 --> 00:24:05,570 Uh... 494 00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:07,653 Messaging's stalling, too. 495 00:24:07,737 --> 00:24:10,445 I sent you guys photos of three different outfits. 496 00:24:10,528 --> 00:24:12,361 Did you hate them all? Wha... 497 00:24:12,445 --> 00:24:13,570 What's wrong? 498 00:24:14,236 --> 00:24:16,570 Uh, no. Definitely the second one. 499 00:24:16,653 --> 00:24:18,337 - I like the second one. - You really think 500 00:24:18,425 --> 00:24:20,695 a white guy can wear that and get away with it? 501 00:24:20,778 --> 00:24:22,570 - Definitely. - No. 502 00:24:22,653 --> 00:24:24,361 You know what? You're right. 503 00:24:24,445 --> 00:24:26,194 Fuck political correctness. 504 00:24:26,278 --> 00:24:29,403 I'm looking at four guys that fuck! 505 00:24:30,653 --> 00:24:32,194 Okay, let's rerun the diagnostics. 506 00:24:32,278 --> 00:24:33,945 Maybe we missed something. 507 00:24:36,570 --> 00:24:37,695 Laurie! 508 00:24:37,778 --> 00:24:40,278 Laurie Bream! Well, well, well. 509 00:24:40,361 --> 00:24:43,278 - Fleeing the scene of the crime? - Crime? 510 00:24:43,737 --> 00:24:46,278 You can't win. Your network is garbage. 511 00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:49,278 And maybe, if you save us some time by telling us 512 00:24:49,361 --> 00:24:51,445 how you're slowing down our network, 513 00:24:51,528 --> 00:24:52,903 I won't go to the police. 514 00:24:52,987 --> 00:24:56,361 Slowing down your network? That would be "un-tethical." 515 00:24:56,445 --> 00:24:57,945 Why would I... 516 00:24:59,194 --> 00:25:01,319 Oh. Richard... 517 00:25:02,486 --> 00:25:04,111 You do not know. 518 00:25:04,987 --> 00:25:06,361 Know what? 519 00:25:06,445 --> 00:25:07,737 As you correctly surmised, 520 00:25:07,820 --> 00:25:10,778 YaoNet doesn't work. It does not scale. 521 00:25:10,862 --> 00:25:12,403 - Ha! - However, we did not 522 00:25:12,486 --> 00:25:15,236 come here to attack you, simply to observe you, 523 00:25:15,319 --> 00:25:16,862 spy on you, if you wish, 524 00:25:16,945 --> 00:25:19,319 in order to see how you got PiperNet to work, 525 00:25:19,403 --> 00:25:21,361 which, it turns out, you did not. 526 00:25:21,445 --> 00:25:22,820 Uh, what? 527 00:25:22,903 --> 00:25:26,319 Your compression is inadequate in the face of bottlenecks 528 00:25:26,403 --> 00:25:28,737 that emerge between node-cluster edges. 529 00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:31,236 Pied Piper does not scale. 530 00:25:31,695 --> 00:25:34,319 It is as impracticable as YaoNet. 531 00:25:35,486 --> 00:25:37,486 - Fuck. - Ah, yes. 532 00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:39,445 That can't be right. 533 00:25:39,528 --> 00:25:41,278 And yet it is. 534 00:25:41,361 --> 00:25:44,653 I wish we had plagiarized more functional code, 535 00:25:44,737 --> 00:25:47,653 and yet it is this technology that ATandT has purchased, 536 00:25:47,737 --> 00:25:48,778 functional or no. 537 00:25:48,862 --> 00:25:50,945 And with Maximo's sufficient funding, 538 00:25:51,028 --> 00:25:52,945 we will certainly be able to weather the storm 539 00:25:53,028 --> 00:25:54,945 until we reach launch, at which time 540 00:25:55,028 --> 00:25:58,903 it seems likely that ATandT may deem our business a failure. 541 00:25:58,987 --> 00:26:01,278 However, at this point, I will have already made 542 00:26:01,361 --> 00:26:04,069 many multiples on my initial investment. 543 00:26:04,737 --> 00:26:08,028 Ah, I cannot speak to your backup plan. 544 00:26:08,528 --> 00:26:10,153 Hmm, yes. 545 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,695 Good day, gentlemen. 546 00:26:21,903 --> 00:26:24,611 Well, she's just a hater, and, no disrespect, 547 00:26:24,695 --> 00:26:26,778 - but she can eat shit. - Yeah, 548 00:26:26,862 --> 00:26:28,194 obviously. 549 00:26:28,278 --> 00:26:30,737 We have to be able to figure something out. 550 00:26:30,820 --> 00:26:32,570 You'll think of something, right? 551 00:26:33,153 --> 00:26:34,528 Richard? 552 00:26:37,528 --> 00:26:39,903 Six fucking years! 553 00:26:39,987 --> 00:26:43,069 Six years... we've wasted! 554 00:26:43,153 --> 00:26:45,737 Building this worthless piece of shit! 555 00:26:45,820 --> 00:26:47,820 Are fucking kidding me?! 556 00:26:49,820 --> 00:26:53,111 I'm fine. I just gotta go to the bathroom. 557 00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:56,403 I don't think he thought of anything. 558 00:26:58,278 --> 00:27:00,445 Yeah! 559 00:27:00,528 --> 00:27:03,987 Go with option one, and I'm not gonna feel shitty about it. 560 00:27:04,069 --> 00:27:05,778 Right? 561 00:27:07,528 --> 00:27:08,778 Fuck me. 562 00:27:09,153 --> 00:27:12,069 Hey guys, Richard's been locked in there for three hours. 563 00:27:12,153 --> 00:27:14,111 Should we kick down the door? 564 00:27:14,194 --> 00:27:17,111 No, let's honor him with some space. 565 00:27:17,486 --> 00:27:19,194 I'll wait for him to fall asleep, and then I'll... 566 00:27:19,278 --> 00:27:20,987 I'll lower myself down through the vent. 567 00:27:21,069 --> 00:27:22,695 Would it be a dick move 568 00:27:22,778 --> 00:27:25,611 to ask him for his keys and then we drive home? 569 00:27:25,695 --> 00:27:28,361 Well, he'd be abandoned here... 570 00:27:28,445 --> 00:27:30,028 Holy shit. 571 00:27:30,111 --> 00:27:31,528 That's fantastic. 572 00:27:31,611 --> 00:27:34,319 What the... fuck? 573 00:27:36,028 --> 00:27:37,653 Hey, you guys? 574 00:27:38,528 --> 00:27:40,737 I did something. 575 00:27:40,820 --> 00:27:43,069 All right, so, I was, uh, 576 00:27:43,153 --> 00:27:45,319 fiddling around on Gilfoyle's laptop, 577 00:27:45,403 --> 00:27:47,236 and I was looking down, 578 00:27:47,319 --> 00:27:49,945 and then I realized that the solution was 579 00:27:50,028 --> 00:27:51,903 staring at me right in the face. 580 00:27:51,987 --> 00:27:53,069 Ants. 581 00:27:53,153 --> 00:27:54,403 It occurred to me 582 00:27:54,486 --> 00:27:57,528 that our network is kind of like a series of paths, 583 00:27:57,611 --> 00:28:00,945 much like the trails ants use in order to forage for food. 584 00:28:01,028 --> 00:28:05,695 But then, I thought that we don't need better paths. 585 00:28:05,778 --> 00:28:08,695 We need better ants. You see? 586 00:28:08,778 --> 00:28:12,528 - Fuck gradient descent. - What? 587 00:28:12,611 --> 00:28:16,945 I don't need to use Gilfoyle's AI in order to improve middle-out. 588 00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:21,153 I need to use middle-out to create a new AI. 589 00:28:21,695 --> 00:28:26,862 A symbolic AI. And now, it is teaching itself 590 00:28:26,945 --> 00:28:29,194 how to optimize. 591 00:28:29,278 --> 00:28:32,570 So, you fucked around with Son of Anton's brain, 592 00:28:32,653 --> 00:28:35,069 and then gave him access 593 00:28:35,153 --> 00:28:37,945 to our entire network infrastructure, 594 00:28:38,028 --> 00:28:39,820 - while it's still running? - Yes. 595 00:28:39,903 --> 00:28:42,361 Richard, that's like asking a robot to change your tire 596 00:28:42,445 --> 00:28:44,403 while you're driving on the freeway! 597 00:28:44,486 --> 00:28:45,611 Hold this. 598 00:28:45,695 --> 00:28:47,194 Gimme. 599 00:28:47,278 --> 00:28:48,445 See, go. 600 00:28:48,528 --> 00:28:50,028 This isn't my computer. 601 00:28:50,111 --> 00:28:51,987 - It's not? - No. 602 00:28:52,570 --> 00:28:56,403 And what the fuck is Son of Anton version 2.0? 603 00:28:56,486 --> 00:28:58,361 What? 604 00:29:00,778 --> 00:29:02,361 - Huh. - You were fucking around 605 00:29:02,445 --> 00:29:04,445 with Son of Anton's brain before him? 606 00:29:04,528 --> 00:29:06,737 - Fuck. - I have good ideas. 607 00:29:17,987 --> 00:29:19,403 Sweet mother of God. 608 00:29:19,486 --> 00:29:20,820 This is not my fault. 609 00:29:20,903 --> 00:29:22,695 I barely touched Gilfoyle's AI. 610 00:29:22,778 --> 00:29:25,069 What's it doing? 611 00:29:25,153 --> 00:29:28,361 I have no idea. I told you, it's a fucking black box, Richard. 612 00:29:28,445 --> 00:29:30,153 Do you think there's gonna be a riot? 613 00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:32,862 Oh, I'm sure 20,000 coked-up douchebags will be very civil 614 00:29:32,945 --> 00:29:34,611 when they can't get food or water. 615 00:29:34,695 --> 00:29:36,987 Holy shit, look at the hologram. 616 00:29:37,069 --> 00:29:39,069 Oh my God. 617 00:29:42,194 --> 00:29:43,194 Whoa. 618 00:29:53,099 --> 00:29:54,874 Shit. 619 00:29:55,611 --> 00:29:57,653 - What did we do? - We? 620 00:29:58,319 --> 00:29:59,653 Is it dead? 621 00:29:59,737 --> 00:30:02,695 - Am I going to jail? - Hey. 622 00:30:02,778 --> 00:30:04,236 I can train you. 623 00:30:04,319 --> 00:30:06,028 Hey, fuckers. 624 00:30:06,111 --> 00:30:09,445 Popped a couple of Xanax and then choked it in the trailer. 625 00:30:09,528 --> 00:30:12,319 Feeling much better. Went with outfit number three, 626 00:30:12,403 --> 00:30:14,111 black jacquard. 627 00:30:14,194 --> 00:30:15,194 Why is it so dark? 628 00:30:15,278 --> 00:30:16,486 Um, well... 629 00:30:16,570 --> 00:30:17,945 Lights! 630 00:30:22,319 --> 00:30:24,695 Sweet! Voice command? That is fucking awesome. 631 00:30:24,778 --> 00:30:26,737 You guys are smart. 632 00:30:26,820 --> 00:30:31,153 Voice command! 633 00:30:32,153 --> 00:30:34,028 What just happened? 634 00:30:34,111 --> 00:30:35,903 Did it work? What... What just happened? 635 00:30:35,987 --> 00:30:37,486 Holy shit. 636 00:30:37,570 --> 00:30:38,987 Wait, is that right? 637 00:30:39,486 --> 00:30:42,028 It's at... 145%? 638 00:30:42,111 --> 00:30:44,820 Now 160%. Okay, how is this possible? 639 00:30:44,903 --> 00:30:47,486 Our network overhead must've massively shrunk. 640 00:30:47,570 --> 00:30:49,403 It's insane. 641 00:30:49,486 --> 00:30:51,611 Oh my God. Okay... 642 00:30:51,695 --> 00:30:53,194 My middle-out, 643 00:30:53,278 --> 00:30:54,903 Gilfoyle's AI, whatever the fuck Dinesh 644 00:30:54,987 --> 00:30:58,069 did to Gilfoyle's AI... - I basically rewrote the entire thing. 645 00:30:58,153 --> 00:31:00,069 You guys, 646 00:31:00,153 --> 00:31:02,028 it worked. It-It-It happened. 647 00:31:02,111 --> 00:31:04,361 - We-we-we did it. We-we-we won. - It worked? 648 00:31:04,445 --> 00:31:06,570 - Ah! We did it! - Yeah! 649 00:31:06,653 --> 00:31:08,153 - Ah! - You... 650 00:31:08,236 --> 00:31:10,236 are like the three musketeers of coding, 651 00:31:10,319 --> 00:31:12,236 except you are all d'Artagnan. 652 00:31:15,028 --> 00:31:16,862 - Wait, wait. - What? 653 00:31:16,945 --> 00:31:18,486 What the fuck is going on? 654 00:31:18,570 --> 00:31:20,111 He's growing! 655 00:31:23,028 --> 00:31:24,695 It's beautiful. 656 00:31:25,153 --> 00:31:27,319 Eat a dick, David Copperfield! 657 00:31:28,862 --> 00:31:30,987 We hope you've enjoyed your flight 658 00:31:31,069 --> 00:31:33,194 from Maui to San Francisco this evening. 659 00:31:33,278 --> 00:31:34,778 Out of the right side of the aircraft, 660 00:31:34,862 --> 00:31:36,445 you can see the lights of Las Vegas. 661 00:31:36,528 --> 00:31:38,820 And out of the left side, you can see... 662 00:31:39,653 --> 00:31:42,361 I don't know what that is. 663 00:31:54,862 --> 00:31:57,862 ♪ Let's drink some champipple, baby ♪ 664 00:31:57,945 --> 00:32:01,153 ♪ 'Cause it's almost free ♪ 665 00:32:01,236 --> 00:32:05,111 ♪ Champipple, baby, till dawn ♪ 666 00:32:05,194 --> 00:32:07,945 ♪ You've got no pressing engagements ♪ 667 00:32:08,028 --> 00:32:11,319 ♪ Won't you sit down by me and drink some ♪ 668 00:32:11,403 --> 00:32:16,611 ♪ Champipple, baby, till the champipple's gone ♪ 669 00:32:16,695 --> 00:32:18,820 ♪ Penny for penny ♪ 670 00:32:18,903 --> 00:32:20,862 ♪ Pound for pound ♪ 671 00:32:20,945 --> 00:32:23,695 ♪ If you're getting up ♪ 672 00:32:23,778 --> 00:32:26,820 ♪ For getting down ♪ 673 00:32:26,903 --> 00:32:28,820 ♪ Bottle for bottle ♪ 674 00:32:28,903 --> 00:32:31,319 ♪ Sip by sip ♪ 675 00:32:31,403 --> 00:32:33,319 ♪ It tastes even better ♪ 676 00:32:33,403 --> 00:32:37,028 ♪ When it's on your lips ♪ 677 00:33:02,091 --> 00:33:03,899 Pied Piper can help scientists cure cancer. 678 00:33:03,987 --> 00:33:06,361 - And cancer is bad. - Cancer fucking sucks. 679 00:33:06,445 --> 00:33:08,862 "Hey, I'd like some cancer, please." No. 680 00:33:09,648 --> 00:33:13,231 We built the single, greatest network ever in the world. 681 00:33:13,361 --> 00:33:16,862 I would like you to give me free shares of Pied Piper. 682 00:33:16,945 --> 00:33:19,136 You had plenty of opportunity to invest. 683 00:33:19,224 --> 00:33:20,486 Yeah, you could buy a Piper coin. 684 00:33:20,570 --> 00:33:22,862 Monica, two men are talking of business. 685 00:33:22,945 --> 00:33:25,528 You can find your broom and fly away. 686 00:33:26,194 --> 00:33:28,120 Gilfoyle is willing to destroy everything 687 00:33:28,208 --> 00:33:30,191 we've built just to prevent me from having money. 688 00:33:30,279 --> 00:33:32,899 Your entire life has prepared you to publicly fail. 689 00:33:32,987 --> 00:33:35,153 You're just failing to see that right now. 690 00:33:35,236 --> 00:33:36,069 Don't insult me, 691 00:33:36,278 --> 00:33:38,069 I can fail circles around you losers. 692 00:33:43,778 --> 00:33:46,153 Is this a good thing or a bad thing? 693 00:33:46,695 --> 00:33:47,945 Someone tell me how to feel. 694 00:33:49,624 --> 00:33:51,653 Jared, bolt the doors. 695 00:33:51,741 --> 00:33:54,761 - What's in the bag? - Clif Bars and a gun.